Choosing the right prostate massager sounds like it would be a no-brainer. After all, just how many different ways can you design something to accomplish the same purpose? If you’ve looked at the market for sex toys, it’s almost infinite. There are sex toys of nearly every conceivable size, shape, and color, and they have more features than ever before. How many different ways, indeed.
With so many high-end, feature-rich choices, your prostate massager is better seen as an investment than just another cheap throw-away sex toy. A well-made item will ring your bell for years to come, and if you choose wisely, you might strike gold on the first try.
While personal preference is going to be your deciding factor ultimately, it’s important to be an informed consumer and know your options. Let’s take a look at the eight best prostate massagers on the market today.
1. Tomo Come Hither
The Tomo Come Hither by GIDDI is great for beginners and the more experienced alike. With 3.5 insertable inches and 1.2 inches at its widest, both newcomer and experienced users will feel full. Its most unique feature is the “come hither” motion, simulating a finger stroking your prostate. It has two motors with nine vibration speeds and three “come hither” speeds, but no remote control.
2. Vice
If you enjoy the sensation of anal beads, then you might like how the Aneros Vice feels going in. While it has no remote control, it’s easily operated with a single button that turns it on and off and adjusts the vibrations. It’s just firm enough to keep pressure on your prostate while flexible enough to be manipulated. It also easily stays put until you’re ready to take it out. It’s not rechargeable but operates on a single AAA battery.
3. Thor Rotating Prostate Massager
If you’ve tried the Tomo Come Hither and are ready to move up, the Thor Rotating Prostate Massager by GEDDI should do the trick. The 3.75 inches of insertable length and 1.7-inch diameter girth are amazing, but the two motors are a slam dunk. The rotating head that works your prostate has three speeds that are sure to satisfy, plus 16 vibration modes in the second motor to vibe your taint. Plus, it’s remote-controlled.
4. Pure Wand
It is indeed a wand; a medical-grade, stainless steel one by njoy. While it has no motor or moving parts, it has a charm all its own that some users will be over the moon for. It has a bulb on each end, 1-inch, and 1.5 inches respectively, with an insertable length of 8.5 inches. It’s basically indestructible, can be used with any lube, and is very easy to clean. It can be used for temperature play, and it’s fun for both men and women.
5. Hugo
With 3.4 inches insertable length and 1.28 inches in girth, the Lelo Hugo is comparable in size to many other prostate massagers. There are two things that really distinguish it. First, it has very strong vibrations with eight settings for its two motors. The real kicker, though, is the remote control. Once on, you simply tilt the remote to determine the intensity of the vibrations.
6. Duke
This is definitely a prostate massager for seasoned pros. It has almost five inches of insertable length to really hit deep areas and a diameter of about 1.5 inches. One head hits deeper than most other prostate massagers and the other gets firmly planted against your prostate. It has a removable rechargeable bullet vibrator that has three vibration levels and three patterns, but no remote control.
7. Loki
If Duke is a little too big, the Lelo Loki is a good choice for adventurous beginners and experienced users alike. It has an insertable length of about 4 inches and is about 1.5-inches in diameter. Its banana-like shape means there’s a handle and easy-to-reach controls, which is helpful because there’s no remote control. It has a single motor, but you get a lot of mileage with it as its vibrations are among the strongest out there.
8. Edge 2
The Lovense Edge 2 has 3.5 inches insertable length, is 1.3 inches in diameter, and is shaped to stay put. It has an adjustable bulb so you can customize how much pressure you get on your prostate. With two motors, your taint also gets some love and the vibe patterns are highly customizable. Most interestingly, it can be controlled by an app, meaning you can give control to anyone you wish, anywhere they are.
We’re in an age where we’re spoiled for choice when it comes to sex toys, and prostate massagers are no exception. Whether you’re a noob or a pro, there’s a prostate massager out there that will get your motor running.
